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Q: What is a hooker in Alaska called?
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Mama Bird
Q: What did the mama bird say to the baby bird when she was tucking the baby bird into bed.
A: Tweet tight
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Phil's Choice
So it's Phil's 90th birthday. All of the residents of the old-age home are there. Suddenly, two people come in with a huge "Happy Birthday" cake. The top of the cake opens up, and out pops a gorgeous busty blonde in a skimpy bikini. She goes over to Phil, sits on his lap, and says "It's your 90th birthday, and I'm here to give you super sex."
Phil looks at her and says "Please don't take this the wrong way, but at my age, I'd rather have the soup."
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