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Think Nobody Cares Your're Alive?
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
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Q: Why didn't my girlfriend believe I was a ghost?
A: She could see right through me.
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Q: Why wouldn't the Egyptian man admit he'd fallen in a river ?
A: He was in de Nile
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