Funny Thoughts

Iowa Tractor Stop

Q: What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?
A: Prom.

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Definition of Stress

Stress: The confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's basic desire to choke the living shit out of some asshole who desperately deserves it.

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Satisfaction

Q: Why do lions think highly of themselves?
A: Because they have pride

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