Funny Thoughts

Hybrid Clover

Q: What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover?
A: A rash of good luck.

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Anonymous

Utensil Magic

Q: What do you call a magician that levitates silverware?
A: A fork-lifter

Anonymous

Bunny Talk

Why did the rabbit get anesthesia?
Because he was the Ether Bunny.

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Submitted BY: MEG
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