Ethnic / Country Jokes - Mexico Jokes

Alamo Fight

Q: Why did the Mexicans fight so hard for the Alamo?
A: They wanted four clean walls to spray paint.

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Mexican Funeral

Q: Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?
A: There are only two handles on a garbage can!

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Mexican Pizza Cutter

Q: How do Mexicans cut their pizza?
A: Little Caesars.

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