Mexican Pizza Cutter

Q: How do Mexicans cut their pizza?
A: Little Caesars.

The Mexico City Earthquake?

Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?
A: It did $100 million worth of improvements.

The Spanish Man and Mexican Woman

A Spanish man who doesn't speak English says to a Mexican woman, "Lady, I want to make the love with you," and she says, "Mande?" and he says, "No Monday, today."