Ethnic / Country Jokes - Mexico Jokes

Mexican Magic

A Mexican magician performing at a Christmas party tells the audience he will disappear on the count of three. He says, "Uno...Dos..." and 'poof' he was gone. He disappeared without a tres.

Anonymous

Jesus Take the Wheel

Carlos you take the stereo
I'll take lookout

Anonymous

Mexican Archery

Q: Why can't Mexicans bow hunt?
A: Because they don't Habanero!

Submitted BY: Cherri2000
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