The Spanish Man and Mexican Woman

A Spanish man who doesn't speak English says to a Mexican woman, "Lady, I want to make the love with you," and she says, "Mande?" and he says, "No Monday, today."

Trump's Wall

Q: Will Donald Trump's plan to finish building the wall on the Mexico boarder work?
A: It did for the Chinese, they have almost no Mexicans in their country.

Mexican Astronauts

Q: You know why we don't have Mexican Astronauts?
A: Because the countdown goes like this, "10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Launch! Lunch!?!? Vamos a comer..."