Ethnic / Country Jokes - Asian Jokes

Language Barriers

Q: How do you say 69 in Chinese?
A: Two can choo.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Asian Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Insect Falls Into a Beer

An insect falls into a mug of beer.
English Man: Throws his mug of beer on the floor and walks out.
American Man: Takes out the insect and drinks the beer.
Chinese Man: Eats the insect and throws away the beer.
Indian Man: Sells the insect to the Chinese and the beer to the Englishman and buys himself a new mug of beer.
Pakistani Man: Accuses the Indian of throwing the insect into his mug, relates the issue to Kashmir, asks the Chinese for military aid and takes a loan to buy another mug of beer.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Insect Jokes) , Alcohol Jokes (Beer Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (American Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Asian Jokes)
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Positions

A young man takes his Chinese girlfriend on a date. After a night of drinking they go back to his place and end up in the bedroom. “What do you want to do?” asks the Chinese girl. “I’m up for anything.” “Okay,” replies the boyfriend. “What I’d really like is some 69.” “Oh forget it!” she replies, “I’m not cooking at this time of night!”

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Asian Jokes) , Food Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (About Women)
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