Ethnic / Country Jokes - Asian Jokes

Language Barriers

Q: How do you say 69 in Chinese?
A: Two can choo.

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Insect Falls Into a Beer

An insect falls into a mug of beer.
English Man: Throws his mug of beer on the floor and walks out.
American Man: Takes out the insect and drinks the beer.
Chinese Man: Eats the insect and throws away the beer.
Indian Man: Sells the insect to the Chinese and the beer to the Englishman and buys himself a new mug of beer.
Pakistani Man: Accuses the Indian of throwing the insect into his mug, relates the issue to Kashmir, asks the Chinese for military aid and takes a loan to buy another mug of beer.

Anonymous

Japanese Favorite Holiday

Q: What's a Japanese girl's favorite holiday?
A: Erection day.

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