Japanese Prostitute

A man was on his first business trip to Japan, and he decided to check out the local Whore House. He walked in and was assigned a young girl with a body that got him "up" immediately. As soon as they reached the room, he started ripping her clothes off and going to town. Moaning and grunting, the girl was screaming in Japanese, "Wasukima! Wasukima!" He was sure that she was praising him for his good job, so he kept going harder than ever. Later, he went golfing with his boss and a few clients. As the clients were Japanese, he decided to impress them with his new knowledge of their language. When one of them got a hole in one, he raised his arms and shouted "Wasukima!" All of the men looked at him quizzically, and one of them asked, "Why are you shouting 'wrong hole'?"

Mexican Hypnotist

A Mexican is being hypnotized by a stage magician in his home town. “You’re in the desert,” says the magician. “It’s really hot and you want a drink.” The Mexican starts panting and licking his lips. “Now you’re at the North Pole,” says the magician. “It’s really, really cold .” The Mexican starts to shiver. “Now you’re in the United States,” says the magician. “You have a good job, a nice house, healthcare…” The Mexican opens one eye and says, “If you wake me up I’ll break your arms.”

Trees in Paris

Q: Why are there so many trees along the streets of Paris?
A: So the Germans can march in the shade.