Ethnic / Country Jokes

Grass Sandwich

At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden to dance. While they were dancing, he gives her a little squeeze, and says, "In America, we call this a hug". She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a hug too." A little later, he gives her a peck on the cheek, and says, "In America, we call this a kiss". She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a kiss too." Towards the end of the night, and a lot of drinks later, he takes her out on the campus lawn, and proceeds to have sex with her, and says, "In America, we call this a grass sandwich". She says, "Yaaah in Sveden, we call it a grass sandwich too, but we usually put more meat in it."

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (American Jokes) , School Jokes (College Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes)
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Little Red Dot

Q: You know what that little red dot means in the middle of an Indian woman's forehead?
A: Coffee's ready.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (India Jokes) , Racist Jokes (Indian Jokes) , Riddles
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