Amish Mechanic

Q: What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse's ass?
A: A Mechanic.

How Ethnic Jokes Start

Q: How does every ethnic joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.

Don's Advice

An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed. "Lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me." "But grandpa, I really don-a  lika guns. Howzabout you leava me your Rolex watch instead?" "Shuddup an lissin! Somma day you gonna runna  da business. You gonna have a beautifula wife, lotsa money,  a biga home and maybe a couple a bambinos." "Somma day you gonna comma  home and maybe find you wife inna bed with another man. Whadda you gonna  do then...pointa to you watch and say "Times up"?"