Ethnic / Country Jokes

Trees in Paris

Q: Why are there so many trees along the streets of Paris?
A: So the Germans can march in the shade.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (German Jokes) , Military Jokes , Riddles
Anonymous

Irish Wish

An Irishman is sitting at the end of a bar. He sees a lamp at the end of the table. He walks down to it and rubs it, and out pops a genie. It says, "I will give you three wishes."
The Irishman thinks awhile, finally he says, "I want a beer that never is empty." With that, the genie makes a poof sound and on the bar is a bottle of beer. The Irishman starts drinking it and right before it is gone, it starts to refill. The genie asks about his next two wishes. The Irishman says, "I want two more of these."

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Alcohol Jokes (Beer Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar) , Genie Jokes , Holiday Jokes (St. Patrick's Day Jokes)
Anonymous

Dark Down Under

Q: What do you call 10,000 black dudes at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A damn good start.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes , Insult Jokes (Ugly Insult Jokes) , Racist Jokes (Black Jokes) , Riddles
Submitted BY: Daniel Williamson
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