Ethnic / Country Jokes

Scottsmen With Kilts

Q: Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
A: The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.

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Polish Road Painter

A Polack is hired to paint the lines on the road. On the first day he paints ten miles, and his employers are amazed. But, the second day he painted just five, and on only the third day, he painted only a mile of the road. Disappointed his boss asks what the problem was. The Polack replies, "Well sir, every day I have to walk farther and farther to get back to the paint bucket."

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Cross Between Puerto Rican and a Pollack

Q: What do you have when you cross a Puerto Rican and a Pollack?
A: A graffiti artist who spray paints on chain linked fences.

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