All is Quiet

A rural school asked the children to write about a recent exciting event in their lives. A small boy is selected to read out his composition. “Daddy fell in the well last week…” he begins. “Gracious,” said his teacher. “Is he all right now?” “He must be,” replies the boy. “He stopped yelling for help yesterday.”

Tombstone Epitaph II

Tombstone Epitaph In a London, England cemetery: Ann Mann
Here lies Ann Mann, who lived as an old maid, but died an old Mann. Dec. 8, 1767

Frenchman Kills His Wife

A rural Frenchman was on trial for killing his wife when he found her with a neighbor. Upon being asked why he shot her instead of her lover, he replied, "Ah, m'sieur, is it not better to shoot a woman once than a different man every week?"