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Turkey Shoping
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
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Jumping the Gun
I went to a crematorium to plan my wife's funeral, but apparently she has to be dead first.
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Mistaken ID
My grandfather died due to shoddy hospital care. I wouldn't have minded, but he was only in there to visit my grandma.
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