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Heaven and Smoking
Q: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you can't get to heaven?
A: No, but the more you smoke the quicker you'll get there.
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The Lion
Q: What did the lion say when he saw two hunters in a jeep?
A: Meals on Wheels!
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Scared To Death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
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