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Dark Humor Jokes - Death Jokes
Gay Mortician
Q: What's the last thing a gay mortician does before he goes home?
A: Sucks down a cold one!
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Dale Earnhardt T-Shirt
Q: Did you hear about the lady at Wal-Mart that was trying on a Dale Earnhardt T-shirt?
A: She hit the wall three times before she got it off!
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Watching For Suicide
Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you care if a man you're planning to kill anyway, kills himself? Does it spoil the fun? I also think about the death row prisoner in Texas who, on the day before his execution, managed to take a drug overdose. They rushed him to a hospital, saved his life, then brought him back to prison and killed him. Apparently, just to anger him.
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