Dark Humor Jokes - Death Jokes

Fishing For Frenchies

Q: What do you call 20 French politicians face down in the Channel?
A: A start.

Categories: Political Jokes , Profession Jokes (Politician Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (French Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Drowning Jokes) , Riddles
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Frog Talk

A grandson runs up to his grandfather and asks him if he can talk like a frog. "Of course not," says the grandfather. A few minutes later, his granddaughter asks him the same question. "No, of course not. Why are you both asking me this?" The granddaughter replies, "Dad said that when you croak, we can go to Disneyland."

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Grandfather Jokes) , Jokes about Kids , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Cold Bikers

Once, there were two bikers driving down the highway on a cold afternoon. "Man! commented one... it's FREEZING!!! and my coat won't zip up. The cold air is killing me!!" The other biker thought for a minute as they sped down the road. "Well, he said at last... you can turn your jacket around, then the open side would be at the back. You wouldn't get so cold that way." "Great idea!" commented the other. "stop and let me switch." The driver pulled over, and the passenger put his jacket on backwards. "There! he said when he had completed the switch. I feel better already." The two of them climbed back on the motorcycle and drove off. Then, suddenly they hit a patch of ice on the road, and spun off and crashed. A few minutes later a crowd had gathered, and when the ambulance arrived, the EMTs shouted out "Is anybody hurt?" One guy from the crowd replied  "Well, the driver was dead when I got here, and the other guy was doing alright until we fixed his head."

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Weather Jokes (So Cold Here Jokes)
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