Dark Humor Jokes - Death Jokes

Constitution

I was walking in a cemetery this morning and I saw a guy hiding behind a gravestone. I said "morning." He replied, "No, just having a shit."

Submitted BY: haXterix

Fishing For Frenchies

Q: What do you call 20 French politicians face down in the Channel?
A: A start.

Anonymous

Frog Talk

A grandson runs up to his grandfather and asks him if he can talk like a frog. "Of course not," says the grandfather. A few minutes later, his granddaughter asks him the same question. "No, of course not. Why are you both asking me this?" The granddaughter replies, "Dad said that when you croak, we can go to Disneyland."

Anonymous
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