Dark Humor Jokes - Death Jokes

Irma Time

Q: What's the difference between the lost city of Atlantis and Miami?
A: About 24 hours.

Anonymous

Job Security

A lot of people stuck their neck out to make sure my grandad kept his job as executioner during the French Revolution.

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Obituary

Miles Dobson was away from home on business in another city. When he called home, his wife told him, "Miles, they had your name in the obits today." "What! In the obituary column? That's not only disgraceful but bad journalism. I'll sue 'em." "Tell me, Miles," his wife asked cautiously,  "wh...wh...where are you calling from?"

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