Dark Humor Jokes - Death Jokes

RIP Mom

My girlfriend throws up whenever she thinks about her dead mother.
I reckon it's mourning sickness

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Written By: KielPhillips

Brown and Bloody

Q: What is brown, bloody and lying in a ditch?
A: A brunette who told too many dumb blonde jokes.

Anonymous

Irma Time

Q: What's the difference between the lost city of Atlantis and Miami?
A: About 24 hours.

Anonymous
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