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Top 10 Reasons Why Hurricane Season is Like Christmas

Top Ten Reasons Hurricane Season is Like Christmas
10. Decorating the house (boarding up windows)
9. Dragging out boxes that haven't been used since last season (camping gear, flashlights)
8. Last minute shopping in crowded stores
7. Regular TV shows pre-empted for "specials"
6. Family coming to stay with you
5. Family and friends from out-of-state calling
4. Buying food you don't normally buy ... and in large quantities
3. Days off from work
2. Candles
 
And the number one reason Hurricane Season is like Christmas...
1. At some point you know you're going to have a tree in your house!

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The Hurricane

Q: What is a hurricane?
A: Mother nature doing the twist!

Anonymous

Coconut & Hurricane

Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut?
A: Hold on to your nuts, it's going to be a hell of a blow job!

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