Dark Humor Jokes - Death Jokes

Obituary

Miles Dobson was away from home on business in another city. When he called home, his wife told him, "Miles, they had your name in the obits today." "What! In the obituary column? That's not only disgraceful but bad journalism. I'll sue 'em." "Tell me, Miles," his wife asked cautiously,  "wh...wh...where are you calling from?"

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Heaven Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Anonymous

Crusty Old Managing Partner

The crusty old managing partner finally passed away, but his law firm kept receiving calls asking to speak with him. "I'm sorry, he's dead," was the standard answer. Finally, the receptionist who fielded the calls began to realize it was always the same voice, so she asked who it was and why he kept calling. The reply: "I used to be one of his junior associates, and I just like to hear you say it."

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Lawyer Jokes)
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Anonymous

Coma Time

Dr: "Mr Smith, your wife is comfortable."
Husband: "I thought she was in a coma and critical condition."
Dr: "She is, the nurses are using her as a beanbag."

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Nurse Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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