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Dark Humor Jokes - Death Jokes
Never Left
My Uncle's last request was that he be pickled in alcohol and kept in the front room
He's here, in spirit
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, Funny Thoughts
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Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips
Oscar's Drinking Game
Q: How do you play the new Oscar Pistorius drinking game?
A: Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, you take 5 shots.
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Anonymous
Half of One Year To Live
A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to live. The doctor advises her to marry an economist and to live in South Dakota. The woman asks: "Will this cure my illness?" The doctor replies: "No, but the half year will seem pretty long."
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