Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

Suicide Note

A man committed suicide by chopping his head off and left a suicide note in his mouth reading, "I don't need no body."

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Tough job

A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. "Why?" asked the barber, "Is there something wrong with this one?"
"I don't know." replied the customer. "But I would appreciate a chance to defend myself."

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Predator

Q: Why did the Muslim man go into the elementary school?
A: To pick up his wives

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