Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

Funeral Story

A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A regular coffin was displayed in front of a huge heart. When the minister finished with the sermon and after everyone said their good-byes, the heart was opened, the coffin rolled inside, and the heart closed. Just at that moment one of the mourners started laughing. The guy next to him asked: "Why are you laughing?" "I was thinking about my own funeral" the man replied. "What's so funny about that?" "I'm a gynecologist."

Categories: Profession Jokes (OBGYN Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Casket Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
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Bad Catholic Joke

Three men meet up on the deck of the rapidly sinking Titanic, a Lawyer, a Catholic Priest and a Social Worker. They notice that there are only three seats left on the last lifeboat and there are three children standing nearby. Social worker - "We should give these seats to the children". Lawyer - "Dont be stupid, fuck the children!" Catholic priest - "Do you really think we've got time?"

Categories: Religion Jokes (Nun / Priest Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Catholic Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Lawyer Jokes) , Profession Jokes , Dark Humor Jokes (Drowning Jokes)
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Found Dead

Q: Did you hear about the guy they found dead with his head in his cornflakes?
A: The police thought it was a cereal killer.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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