Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes - Shark Week

Great collection of Shark Week Jokes to compliment Discovery Channel's Shark Week. Set your filter for kids, office, risque or uncensored. LOL with Shark Humor. Share them at the office or use JokerZ email service to send to your friends.

Shark Week - Swimming

Q: Is it safe to swim in the ocean this week?
A: Sure, the sharks are all busy filming with Discovery.

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Shark Week - Open Wide

Q: What do you call a man with his right hand in a shark's mouth?
A: Lefty.

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Shark Week - Father Knows Best

Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sinking ship. " Follow me son," the father shark said and they swam to the mass of people. " First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing " And they did. " Well done, son!  Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing " And they did. " Now we eat everybody." And they did. When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?" His wise father replied, "Because they taste better if you scare the shit out of them first!"

Categories: Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes (Shark Week) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes)
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