Appearance Jokes

Show your Green

Q: Why was did the Irish refuse to let John Boehner join their St. Patrick’s Day parade?
A: Because he was an Orangeman.

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Large Violas

Q: Why are violas so large?
A: It is an optical illusion. It's not that the violas are large, just that the viola player's heads are so small.

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Blonde's Bellybutton

Q: Why was the Blonde's bellybutton bruised?
A: Her husband was a blonde too!

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