Animal Jokes

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Bat on the Floor

A group of bats, hanging at the ceiling of a cave, discovered a single bat standing upright underneath them on the floor of the cave. Surprised by this unusual behavior, they asked the fellow, "What the heck are you doing down there?"
He shouted back: "Yoga!"

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Squirrel Swimming on it's Back

Q: Why does a squirrel swim on its back?
A: To keep its nuts dry!

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Submitted BY: LusciousLiz333

The Snake and the Truck

There once was a snake crossing a highway and a truck ran over its ass. When the snake went back to get its ass, a truck ran over its head. The moral of the story is, "Don't lose your head over a piece of ass!"

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Submitted BY: burrolasteve
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