Animal Jokes

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Lion Hygene

Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?
A: A catacomb!

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Snail Beer

A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer. The barman says "Sorry we don't serve snails" and throws him out. A couple of weeks later the snail goes into the bar again and says "What did you do that for?"

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Frog Shoes

Q: What kind of shoes do frogs like?
A: Open toad sandals.

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