Animal Jokes

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Bowl of Mice

Q: What does a cat call a bowl of mice?
A: A purrfect meal!

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A Baby turkey

Q: Why did the baby turkey bolt down his food?
A: Because he was a little gobbler!

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Escaping From A Lion

Two guys in a jungle come around a corner and meet a lion head-on pawing the ground. One guy, ever so carefully reaches into his knapsack and slowly takes out a set of Nike running shoes, never once breaking eye contact with the lion. The 2nd guy hisses: "What are you doing, you can't out run the lion" 1st guy says: "No, but all I have to do is outrun you"!

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