Waxed Floor

When to visit my friend the other day
He told me to make myself at home but stay out of the kitchen, the floor just got waxed and is a little slippery. I look over and see his two dogs running and falling over on the kitchen floor so I ask what is up with those two. He looks over and says with a smile.
"Them bitches be trippin"

Fake It

Q: What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
A: Fake an orgasm.

It Loves A Bubble Bath

Q: What dog loves to take bubble baths?
A: A shampoodle!