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Famous Movie Star
"You remind me of a famous movie star." "Really? Which one?" "Lassie."
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Waxed Floor
When to visit my friend the other day
He told me to make myself at home but stay out of the kitchen, the floor just got waxed and is a little slippery. I look over and see his two dogs running and falling over on the kitchen floor so I ask what is up with those two. He looks over and says with a smile.
"Them bitches be trippin"
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Dog Decisions
Q: Would you rather have a 300-pound dog chase you or a tiger?
A: I'd rather have him chase the tiger.
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