Animal Jokes - Dog Jokes

Polish Dogs

Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?
A: From chasing parked cars.

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Fire Truck

A man notices a small boy wearing a fireman’s hat, sitting in a cart being pulled by his pet dog. When he gets closer he notices that the cart is tied to the dog’s testicles . “That’s a nice fire engine,” says the man. “But wouldn’t the dog pull faster if you tied the rope to his collar?” “Yes,” says the boy. “But then I wouldn’t have a siren.”

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Famous Movie Star

"You remind me of a famous movie star." "Really? Which one?" "Lassie."

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