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Ladies Night Out
Three women went out drinking and decided to have a contest to see who could get the drunkest. The next day the women all got together.
The first woman said, "I drove my car into a ditch."
The second woman said, "I blew chunks."
The third woman said, "I burned down my house."
After they all had told their stories, the third woman said, "I guess I won!" The second woman said, "Wait a minute, you don't understand, Chunks is my dog."
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Seagull
Q: What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?
A: A bagel.
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Hungry Turkey
Q: Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving?
A: Because he's already stuffed!
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