Reindeer In A Bar

One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a deer walked in the door, bellied up to the bar and ordered a martini. Without batting an eye, the bartender mixed and poured the drink, set it in front of the reindeer, and accepted the twenty-dollar bill from the reindeer's hoof. As he handed the reindeer some coins in change, he said, "You know, I think you're the first reindeer I've ever seen in here." The reindeer looked hard at the hoof-full of change and said, "Hmmmp. Let me tell you something, buddy. At these prices, I'm the last reindeer you'll see in here."

Legs Open

Q: Why do moths fly with their legs open?
A: Cause they've got huge mothballs!

Chicken Pop

Q: What goes 'peck, bang, peck, bang, peck, bang'?
A: A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons!