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Ladies Night Out

Three women went out drinking and decided to have a contest to see who could get the drunkest. The next day the women all got together.
The first woman said, "I drove my car into a ditch."
The second woman said, "I blew chunks."
The third woman said, "I burned down my house."
After they all had told their stories, the third woman said, "I guess I won!" The second woman said, "Wait a minute, you don't understand, Chunks is my dog."

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Alcohol Jokes , Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes)
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Shark Christmas

Q: Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
A: Santa Jaws!

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes) , Animal Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Celebrating Thanksgiving

Q: What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey?
A: Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (Thanksgiving Jokes) , Riddles
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