Animal Jokes

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Poultry Math

Q: Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?
A: To get to the same side.

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Chicken Sitting Out

Q: What is the Chicken's least favorite dance?
A: The foxtrot!

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Donkeyboy Bartender

Bob and Jim walk into a bar. Bob says, "Hey Donkeyboy, get me a drink." The bartender gets him a drink. Bob says, "Donkeyboy, get me another drink." The bartender gets him another drink. Finally, Jim asks the bartender, "Why does he call you Donkeyboy?" "I don't know. Hehaw-hehaw-he always calls me that."

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