Animal Jokes

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See Tracks Follow Tracks

There was a blonde, brunette, and a red head, and they all decided to go camping. They needed food so the redhead walked out into the forest, and two hours later came back with a rabbit over her shoulder. The other two girls asked her, "how did you catch that?" She replied "See tracks, follow tracks, see rabbit, kill rabbit." So they ate that for dinner. The next day they needed food so the brunette walked out into the forest, and two hours later came back with a lion over her shoulder. The other two girls asked her, "how did you catch that?" She replied "see tracks, follow tracks, see lion, kill lion." So they ate that for dinner. The next day they needed food again so the blonde walked out into the forest, and two hours later came back limping all bruised, black & blue with torn clothes. The other two girls asked her, "What happened to you?" She replied "see tracks, follow tracks, see train, get hit by train." 

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Sea Mammal

A woman went on a tour of the White House. As the guide led her down one of the historic halls, a door burst open and a large aquatic sea mammal, balancing a beach ball on its nose, scurried past. "My What was that?" exclaimed the woman. "Oh, that's just the Presidential Seal," replied the guide.

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Cloned Sheep

Q: What did one cloned sheep say to the other?
A:  "I am ewe."

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