Animal Jokes

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Duck's Form of Payment

There was a duck that went to a local store to buy chapstick, the clerk asked if he would pay cash and the duck said, no, just put it on my bill.

Anonymous

Marsupial Moms

Q: Why do mother kangaroos hate it when it rains?
A: Because the kids have to play inside.

Anonymous

Carrots for Eyesight

Q: How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
A: Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?

Anonymous
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