Animal Jokes

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Two Nuns At A Restaurant

Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner. They notice Rocky Mountain Oysters on the menu and wondered what that was. They ask the waiter who replies  "Oh Sister, those are nuts." She answers "Do you mean like the kind you crack with a rock?" "No. The kind you rock on a crack."

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Pardon Me

Q: What's long and green and goes "hith"?
A: A snake with a lisp.

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Cat Description

Q: What is another way to describe a cat?
A: A heat seeking missile!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Cat Jokes) , Riddles
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