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Cat and Chicken to Heaven
A cat and a chicken die but end up in the wrong heavens. The cat is in chicken heaven and the chicken is in cat heaven. There is a river between the two heavens and they both must cross it to get to their rightful place. The chicken flies over to his heaven without a hitch, but when the cat tries to cross over, he falls in and gets totally wet.
Q: What's the moral of the story?
A: When there's a happy cock, there's a wet pussy.
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Shark Week - Myrtle Beach
Q: Why were there so many Shark attacks in Myrtle Beach last month?
A: Discovery Channel had a casting call for Shark Week.
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Fur Coats
Q: Why do bears have fur coats?
A: Because they'd look stupid in tank tops!
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