Animal Jokes

LOL with a rich selection of very funny animal jokes. Jokerz has the best collection of animal jokes, check out our animal jokes and laugh away!

Cat Tracks

Q: What happened to the cat with 16 lives?
A: He got run over by a 4x4 truck and died.

Written By: harrison

Dog-Elephant Hybrid

Q: What do you get when you cross a dog with an elephant?
A: A very nervous postman.

Anonymous

Blondes And Brunettes

Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Because pets can't bring beer from the fridge.
Q: Why did God create brunettes?
A: Because the blondes couldn't either.

Anonymous
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