Animal Jokes

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Getting 10 Fat Cows in Your Basement

Q: How do you get ten fat cows in your basement?
A: Hold a tupperware party!

Categories: Appearance Jokes (Fat Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Cow Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Cat and Chicken to Heaven

A cat and a chicken die but end up in the wrong heavens. The cat is in chicken heaven and the chicken is in cat heaven. There is a river between the two heavens and they both must cross it to get to their rightful place. The chicken flies over to his heaven without a hitch, but when the cat tries to cross over, he falls in and gets totally wet. 
Q: What's the moral of the story?
A: When there's a happy cock, there's a wet pussy.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Cat Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Heaven Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Riddles
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Shark Week - Myrtle Beach

Q: Why were there so many Shark attacks in Myrtle Beach last month?
A: Discovery Channel had a casting call for Shark Week.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Fish Jokes) , Riddles , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes (Shark Week)
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