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A Blind Dinosaur
Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A: A Thoughtusawus.
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Gay Whale
Q: In a pod of whales, how can you tell which one is gay?
A: He's the one that tips the boat and sucks up the "seamen!"
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Bird Relief
Q: What sound does a Pterodactyl make when it goes to the bathroom?
A: None because the 'P' is silent.
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