Animal Jokes

LOL with a rich selection of very funny animal jokes. Jokerz has the best collection of animal jokes, check out our animal jokes and laugh away!

Agile Elephant

Q: Why did the elephant put skates on before he went to bed?
A: Because he wanted to get rolling in the morning. 

Anonymous

Mallard Tricks

Q: Why are mallards good at dodge ball?
A: They can duck.

Anonymous

Composition

Asked to write a composition entitled, "What I'm thankful for on Thanksgiving," little Timothy wrote, "I am thankful that I'm not a turkey."

Anonymous
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