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Why do Women Love Cats????
I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, come home and expect to be fed and stroked, then want to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.
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Dinosaur Crossing
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.
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Cat St. Nick
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with St. Nick?
A: Santa Claws!
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