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Profession Jokes - Politician Jokes
U.S. Congressman
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me your money", he demanded. Indignant, the affluent man replied, "Hey, watch it - I'm a United States Congressman!" "In that case," replied the mugger, "give me MY money."
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President's Answering Machine
The President is not in his office at this time. Please leave your name, phone number, the name of the country you wish to invade, and the secret password.
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JKF Boxing
Q: Why wouldn't JFK make a good boxer?
A: He can't take a shot to the head!
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