Money Jokes - Robber Jokes

Floating Television

Q: What do you say when you see your television floating at night?
A: "Drop it nigga."

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Fired From Bank Job

Lem: ''I got fired from my job as a bank guard.'' Clem: ''That's awful. What happened?'' Lem: ''Well a thief came in to rob a bank. I drew my gun. I told him that if he took one more step, I'd let him have it.'' Clem: ''What did thief do then?'' Lem: ''He took one more step so I let him have it. I didn't want that stupid gun anyhow!''

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Yo Mama - Robbed

Yo momma so small, she got robbed by a gummy bear!

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