Profession Jokes - Other Doctor Jokes

Final Curtain

At his annual checkup, a man is told that he has contracted a deadly disease and has only twelve hours to live. His only consolation is that it’s not contagious. When he gets home, he tells his wife the awful news. She is devastated and says, “Honey, let’s make love tonight. It will be the night of your life.” They make love with a passion, and it’s amazing, and they kiss and go to sleep. A little while later he wakes her up and says, “How about we do it again?” They make love again, and it’s even better and more bittersweet. They are exhausted. Sensing the end approaching, the husband asks, “Hey, how about just one more time?” “That’s easy for you to say,” the wife says. “You don’t have to get up in the morning.”

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes)
Anonymous

Cone Deaf

I was completely shocked today when my doctor told me I was color blind.
It came completely out of the green.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Disability Jokes (Blind Jokes) , One-Liner Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes)
Anonymous

Doctors to Change a Lightbulb

Q: How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Twenty: one primary care physician to change it and 19 specialists to take it apart and look at it under a microscope.

Categories: Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Light Bulb Jokes , Riddles
Anonymous
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