Profession Jokes - Farmer Jokes

Farmer Bash

Q: How do farmers party?
A: They turnip the beets.

Categories: Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Profession Jokes (Farmer Jokes)
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Sex With The Pig

A farmer walks into his bedroom carrying a sheep under his arm. He walks over to his wife, who's laying in bed. "See!" he yells, "this is the pig I have to have sex with whenever you get one of your headaches!" The wife says, "You know that's a sheep under your arm, don't you?" The farmer says, "I wasn't talking to you."

Categories: Animal Jokes (Pig Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Sheep Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Profession Jokes (Farmer Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman)
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Frog Leg Ranch

Q: Why did the farmer sell his frog leg ranch?
A: He found out it was a 'rough toad to hoe.'

Categories: Animal Jokes (Frog Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Profession Jokes (Farmer Jokes) , Riddles
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