Profession Jokes

If The NSA Ran Christmas...

Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access in case they needed to monitor your tree for reasons of national security.

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Eskimos on the Toilet

Q: What do Eskimos get from sitting on the toilet too long?
A: Polaroids!

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First Lady's Patriotic Duties

Q: What do George Bush's wife and the American flag have in common?
A: They both go down in the name of the president.

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