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What If My Temperature Goes Up
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?
Doctor: Sell!
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I'm God
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm God! Doc: When did this start? Well first I created the sun, then the earth, then the...
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Taxidermy Thanksgiving
Q: What is a taxidermist's favorite part of Thanksgiving?
A: The stuffing.
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