Profession Jokes

A Golfer And A Sky-Diver

Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A: A bad golfer goes, WHACK! "Damn." A bad skydiver goes, "Damn." WHACK!

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Repeat Illness

Doctor: Have you ever had this before?
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: Well, you've got it again!

Anonymous

English Teacher

I'm dating an English teacher who keeps correcting my grammar during sex.
She gets particularly annoyed about my improper use of the colon.

Anonymous
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