Word Play Jokes

Wise And Clever Duck

Q: What's another name for a clever duck?
A: A wise quacker!

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No Televisions in Afghanistan

Q: Why are there no televisions in Afghanistan?
A: Because of the Telly-ban!

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Pumpkin Carving

Getting in the mood for Halloween. I've just carved up a pumpkin.
That kid regretted his costume choice.

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Written By: KielPhillips
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